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South Africa’s Go-To Hangover Recovery Assistant ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Best Value - 15 SLOOSH™ Sachet in a Box

R 450.00 ZAR
R 450.00 ZAR
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How SLOOSH™ Works

THE RECOVERY SCIENCE:

  • ⚡ The 5-Core Matrix: 1200mg of Potassium, Sodium, Magnesium, Calcium, and Chloride. It’s a precision mineral strike for your cells.
  • 🌿 DHM (Wonder Herb): Assists your liver in the natural breakdown of alcohol toxins (acetaldehyde).
  • 🫚 Ginger Root Extract: The global gold standard for settling a turning stomach and aiding digestive comfort.
  • 🧠 B6 & B12 Energy Boost: Supports your nervous system to help kick the "Hangxiety" and mental fog.
  • 🧬 Dextrose-Powered: Uses the Sodium-Glucose pump to pull hydration into your bloodstream faster than plain water ever could.

The Lowdown:

  • ✅ Clean Science: Vegan, Gluten-Free, and Dairy-Free.
  • 🇿🇦 Local Spirit: Formulated and mixed in a world-class, ISO-accredited SA laboratory.
  • 🌍 Do Good: R1 from every sachet sold goes directly to local, pollution-fighting NGOs.

When to use SLOOSH™

How to use your "Get Out of Jail Free" Card:

  1. The Pro Move: Stir into 300ml–500ml of water before bed.
  2. The Rescue Mission: Forgot last night? Drink it the moment you wake up.

FREE SHIPPING ON THIS BOX 🚚

At only R33 per recovery, this is our most popular deal. Smart move stocking up to save your future self from bad hangovers. 

1 box has 15 Sloosh sachets in it.

From "Zombie Mode" to Brunch-Ready.

Let’s be honest: right now, your head feels like a construction site and your stomach is doing backflips. We’ve all been there—the "I’m never drinking again" stage of the morning.

SLOOSH™ is your high-performance recovery assistant, engineered to take your babbelas from a Level 10 disaster to a Level 5 "I can actually do this" human. We don't do "miracle cures." We do Metabolic Support. While standard sports drinks just give you sugar, SLOOSH™ targets the toxins and the "brain fog" that make hangovers so miserable.

Don't make pour decisions. Plan ahead—your future self will thank you.

Before bed or after you have finished drinking is BEST but if you forget, the next next morning will also help you.  

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