The Trial - Sloosh - Single 13g Sachet - Hangover Recovery Assistant
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How SLOOSH™ Works
THE RECOVERY SCIENCE:
⚡ The 5-Core Matrix: 1200mg of Potassium, Sodium, Magnesium, Calcium, and Chloride. It’s a precision mineral strike for your cells.
🌿 DHM (Wonder Herb): Assists your liver in the natural breakdown of alcohol toxins (acetaldehyde).
🫚 Ginger Root Extract: The global gold standard for settling a turning stomach and aiding digestive comfort.
🧠 B6 & B12 Energy Boost: Supports your nervous system to help kick the "Hangxiety" and mental fog.
🧬 Dextrose-Powered: Uses the Sodium-Glucose pump to pull hydration into your bloodstream faster than plain water ever could.
The Lowdown:
✅ Clean Science: Vegan, Gluten-Free, and Dairy-Free.
🇿🇦 Local Spirit: Formulated and mixed in a world-class, ISO-accredited SA laboratory.
🌍 Do Good: R1 from every sachet sold goes directly to local, pollution-fighting NGOs.
When to use SLOOSH™
How to use your "Get Out of Jail Free" Card:
The Pro Move: Stir into 300ml–500ml of water before bed.
The Rescue Mission: Forgot last night? Drink it the moment you wake up.
Your 13g Emergency Exit. SLOOSH™ is here to lift your spirits!
From "Zombie Mode" to Brunch-Ready.
Let’s be honest: right now, your head feels like a construction site and your stomach is doing backflips. We’ve all been there—the "I’m never drinking again" stage of the morning.
SLOOSH™ is your high-performance recovery assistant, engineered to take your babbelas from a Level 10 disaster to a Level 5 "I can actually do this" human. We don't do "miracle cures." We do Metabolic Support. While standard sports drinks just give you sugar, SLOOSH™ targets the toxins and the "brain fog" that make hangovers so miserable.
Don't make pour decisions. Plan ahead—your future self will thank you.
